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Fatty Jared
When just one dozen donuts is not enough!
A HOLIDAY TREAT 
24th-Dec-2007 06:58 pm
jr :: southern pacifica
Title: A Holiday Treat
Author: tiffiny
Rating: M
Warning: inanimate object & butt sex, RPS
Summary: Jared and Jensen share a holiday treat.
Beta: jillybinks, the best beta ever <3


Jared tore open the package from his mother. It got lonely living in Vancouver sometimes, so far away from his family in Texas. Especially over the holidays. His care package contained no less than five bags of candy, doggy toys for Sadie and Harley, and his favorite: FRUITCAKE! Jared ripped the saran wrap from around the delicious treat and was erect pretty much immediately. He stroked the cake with his large hands and moaned softly. "You are so gorgeous baby," he whispered. Then Jared undid his pants and stuck his throbbing cock into the fruitcake. It felt so good he almost came just from the initial contact. He thrust his wiener in and out of the loaf, savoring every tender, moist moment. Jared took a bite of the cake and couldn't resist the orgasm any longer. He dropped the cake, crumbs and semen everywhere.

There was a knock at his door. Jared pulled himself together, still panting and red-faced from his tryst. "Just a minute!" he yelled.

"Don't worry, Jay. I'll just use my key!" called Jensen, the lock turning.

"Fuck!" Jared swore under his breath. There was no explanation for his behavior this time.

"So, I was going to drop by the strip club today, do you want to join me..." Jensen trailed off as he noticed the scene in Jared's kitchen.

Jared smiled awkwardly, pants and boxers around his ankles, fruitcake and come everywhere. "Hey Jen. I was just ummm..."

"Dude," Jensen shook his head. "It's cool."

"What?" Jared was surprised at his friend's lack of appall.

"It isn't like I haven't done a pie or two in my time, Jay."

"Oh, well, ummm..."

"So, are you spent or could you go for another round?"

"What?"

Jensen was practically bursting out of his tight jeans as he approached Jared and dropped to his knees. He opened his mouth and enveloped Jared's fruitcake-covered manhood.

"Oh Jenny, you really know what I need," moaned Jared.

Jensen just continued to mouth Jared's cakey cock, meanwhile undoing his own pants. After his pants were undone, Jensen brought his hands around to Jared's backside and slipped a finger into Jared's anus.

"I want you inside of me now," Jared moaned and pulled Jensen off the floor. Jensen bent Jared over the kitchen table and slid himself into the younger man.

After a few minutes of pounding, Jensen could no longer contain himself. The taste of Jared and fruitcake on his lips was just too damn sexy. "God Jay! God! Ohhhhhhhh...." Jared also released for the second time at this moment.

"So, Jay," Jensen smiled, licking his sticky lips. "Got any ice cream?"
Comments 
25th-Dec-2007 02:10 am (UTC)
Jenny Jenny, who can I turn to?

Okay

okay

you guys okay

the phrase "cakey cock" wins all the Dunkin Donuts the boys can eat

which is a lot.

THIS IS SO FESTIVE! ♥
25th-Dec-2007 04:18 am (UTC)
I AM SO GLAD YOU APPRECIATED MY HARD WORK.
27th-Dec-2007 08:14 pm (UTC)
I AM TOTALLY READING THIS OUT LOUD.
24th-Jan-2008 07:56 am (UTC)
srsly?


awesome.
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