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Fatty Jared
When just one dozen donuts is not enough!
MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY TRADITION IS EATING. JUST EATING EVERYTHING. 
28th-Mar-2008 02:45 pm
Here I sit.
LOOK I FOUND SOMETHING.

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28th-Mar-2008 08:00 pm (UTC)
I HAVE A THEORY THAT HE IS A BEAR. HE EATS AND THEN HIBERNATES.

DID YOU KNOW THAT BEARS PLUG UP THEIR BUTTHOLES BEFORE THEY HIBERNATE? AT LEAST I THINK SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT ONCE.
28th-Mar-2008 08:12 pm (UTC)
IS THAT SO NONE OF THE FOOD CAN ESCAPE?
28th-Mar-2008 08:12 pm (UTC)
EXACTLY.
29th-Mar-2008 05:55 am (UTC)
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IS FALSE.

THEN AGAIN, I DON'T PERSONALLY KNOW ANY BEARS.
29th-Mar-2008 07:51 am (UTC)
I AM HALF-RIGHT.

The plug or ‘tappen' is made up of faeces, dead intestinal cells, hair, and bedding material. It forms during hibernation and not before. As bears do not eat during the winter hibernation period, there is little build up of nitrogenous wastes, so they do not urinate or defeecate. They produce some faeces, but the plug may keep the bear from defecating inside the den during hibernation as faecal plugs are found just inside or outside the dens of bears that have just emerged.

THEY EAT FUR AND SHIT THAT FORMS A PLUG JUST INSIDE THEIR BUTTHOLE, THEY DON'T STUFF THINGS UP THEIR BUTTHOLE. THE MOAR YOU KNOW!
29th-Mar-2008 03:22 pm (UTC)
I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE
29th-Mar-2008 05:57 pm (UTC)
WELL IT CERTAINLY MAKES MORE SENSE BECAUSE THE MENTAL IMAGE OF A BEAR SHOVING STUFF UP ITS BUTTHOLE MADE ME CONFUSED.
28th-Mar-2008 08:11 pm (UTC)
GOD HE'S SO OBESE.

I VOMITED TWICE WATCHING THIS D:
29th-Mar-2008 05:54 am (UTC)
AND A LOT OF MEAT BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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